An open letter to all the young men who were, are, might, or may decide to date my daughters...
Dear Knucklehead,
A friend once told me that there was a reason God gave daughters to guys like me. I’d like to share it with you.
Ready?
I know you because I was you. There isn’t a thought or a scheme or a dare that you have had that I didn’t when I was your age.
Consequently my young friend(s) I know best how to protect my daughters because I know what to look for, and more importantly I know how, and where to find... I'll just say solutions.
Just so we understand each other,
Stop.Smiling.
Mr. B.
Remind them there are some very dangerous people in your family that take "out of the way" and "disposal" very, very seriously... :)
ReplyDeletetoo,too funny!!! guys that's why we are all such good parents..since we've experienced what they are/will try :)..raising kids is SOOOO much fun!
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