Ordinarily things like this just roll off my back, but today... Here's the story -
I went into a local eating establishment for lunch / dinner. (What do you call it when it's 4:00 p.m.?)
I was greeted with a hearty welcome to... Okay, no I wasn't, but I usually am.
A nice young lady came to the counter and asked me what I would like.
I'll have a.. "Um, excuse me," a voice interrupted from the side. "Can you tell me..."
The nice young lady went to answer that query.
Another young man came to the counter. "What can I get you sir?"
I would like a..."Um, can I get some water..." another voice interrupted... and the young man was gone.
Deep breath Jimmer. "Does somebody want to help me?"
The young man returned. "I'm sorry sir, what did you say?"
I said, "Does somebody want to help me?"
I just went to give that girl a cup. What, you having a bad day or something?
Insert screeching tire noise here. Did anybody else see that needle come off that record?
I couldn't help myself. "Forget it!" I snapped. I told the guy behind me to go ahead. To his credit, he just stood there and watched.
I wheeled around - "She asked me what I wanted and then went to help that person. You asked me what I wanted and then went to help that other person. I.AM.STANDING.RIGHT.HERE...IN.LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Um, do you still want your sandwich?"
I did. I was hungry, and I have a long night ahead of me.
He hustled to finish making my sandwich, the transaction ended. He chopped $.50 off the price of my sandwich and offered me a free drink which I declined.
I then learned an entirely new lesson.
Never eat when you're angry.
Commence stomach ache.
14 hours ago